This Teen Got Suspended For Her Amazing Sex-Ed Assignment


A 14-year-old got tabled for an assignment she turned in to her sex-ed teacher, and we have to admit we think the perspicacity she got in trouble was kind of awesome. When given hypothetical excuses for not working a condom, students were supposed to fill in appropriate responses for why condoms should be utilized. Obviously, the reasons are endless, and so the answer to all of the questions could pretty much be, “Because . . . duh.” Which is basically what this lass said, except with way more finesse. Read her hilarious (and unerring) responses to see why she got suspended. But honestly. She’s not wrong . . .

  • Objection: “Don’t worry; I’m on the pill.”
    Rejoinder: “I don’t want AIDS.”
  • Objection: “I’m clean; I don’t run around, and I don’t have any infections.”
    Feedback: “Go f*ck yourself.”
  • Objection: “Condoms don’t feel good. It won’t be natural.”
    Response: “Being weighty doesn’t feel good either.”
  • Objection: “I’d be embarrassed to use one.”
    Response: “Look at all the f*cks I give up.”
  • Objection: “Condoms are gross; they’re messy; I hate them.”
    Return: “So are babies.”
  • Objection: “Just this once; we hardly ever oblige sex.”
    Response: “Now you know why.”
  • Objection: “I don’t have a condom with me.”
    Response: “I don’t drink my vagina with me.”
  • Objection: “They cost too much.”
    Response: “STD treatments and babes cost more.”

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