“But we father encountered the Moaning Minnies, who, once they have cornered you, proceed to criticise the aggregate about the ship from the decor to the carpets; from the crew to the conventional of the food which on one memorable occasion included the comment ‘The bacon on here isn’t as crispy as it is on the Oriana.”
There’s another question you might hear that you should “in no way respond to” cautions Dutton.
This is: “How much did you pay for this cruise”
“Uh Oh! That’s a no-no,” make ups Dutton in his book.