Kids have on the agenda c trick a knack for saying the most embarrassing things at the most inopportune times, don’t they? There’s nothing assorted mortifying than having your tot comment on your or your buddy’s private rts — at the top of their lungs — in a public restroom, or in front of an hoary relative, or even in front of your own mom. While most of us want to mingling into the wall when this happens, there’s little we can do but joke about it off — or share the story with other rents! Here, a random taste of real-life humiliating stories, as told by you, our very own readers. Because of the discomfiting nature of the topic, the quotes are presented anonymously!