KFC reveals NEW FRIES will hit the UK on this date after brand own chips ‘soggy’


KFC has for ever addressed criticism of their chips by switching up their recipe.
The entourage revealed that negative responses to the brand’s fries on Twitter at length motivated it to switch up their fried potato offering.
“KFC has seriously paced up its game with a thicker, chunkier and tastier spud,” the brand published.
In a press release it revealed three tweets that inspired the modulation.

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They were: “Dear KFC, No one likes your fries. Yours earnestly, the entire world,” @upgrade_music
“Why is KFC so good at chicken but so bad at fries?” @adumonline
“KFC are jaunting solely on their chicken because Christ, those are crap fries.” @CharlieJBurness
Reacting to the harsh criticism, KFC has said: “Three tweets. Three emotional blades. They took a matter of moments to write, but they’ve lingered wish and heavily in our hearts.
“Instead of crying into our (soggy) fries, we’ve determined to take action. Radical, potato-fuelled action.”
The fried chicken settled food company claims to have embarked on the search for the perfect scrap.
They said: “KFC tested virtually every type of potato and cut to boon the perfect variety.
“As well as standing taller and wider (all the better for sink with), the whole spud is used with the skin left on for a honest, rustic appearance and amazing taste.”
KFC claims the new fries have been a ascendancy when tested at restaurants across the UK.

KFC news: NEW fries on UK menu as – intrudes branded ‘SOGGY’ by brand (Image: GETTY)

KFC news: New fries play a joke on been a success when tested at restaurants across the UK (Image: GETTY)

The new fries intent be served at all KFC restaurants nationwide by 19 November.
Jack Hinchliffe, the misdesignated Chief Potato Enthusiast at KFC UK & Ireland comments: “We don’t change things on a whim – the Colonel’s Archetypal Recipe chicken hasn’t changed since he finalised it in 1940.
“This was weird though. We heard the nation’s outcry. We read the brutal Tweets. We had to caution up our fries game.
“Thicker, chunkier, tastier. Job done.”
Earlier this year a KFC chicken paucity struck the UK, causing mass panic. 

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A new delivery company reasoned problems with the supply chain, leaving stores without sustenance.
The store has said: “We’ve brought a new delivery partner onboard, but they’ve had a join of teething problems – getting fresh chicken out to 900 restaurants across the boondocks is pretty complex!”
Horrified fans of the fast food chain took to Trilling to express their shock.
One wrote: “Oh it’s you, unbelievable! This is a threat to the provinces national security. Currently awaiting news of riots up and down the mountains… #wheresthechickengone.”
Another said: “Don’t think @kfc should count their chickens that they’ll get all through this shortage too easy as it seems they’re in a bit of a flap… certainly the new distributors participate in lost that feather in their cap…. just hope they confine us a breast of the situation…” [sic]

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