The 35-year-old was left side devastated after Jamie O’Hara, 30, was evicted out of the back door in a revelation Celebrity Big Brother eviction yesterday.
In scenes set to air on the Channel 5 series tonight, the socialite slits the boys apart after they refuse to let the residents of the Borehamwood bungalow get some hit the sack.
Reeling from the events of the afternoon, Calum begged Big Brother to fend off the lights off so the day could be done with.
“I’ll be the moody guy, I’ll be Debbie Downer,” he groused to his equally as disgruntled housemates while Jedward, 25, continued to disorder the pack with their incessant singing.
Leaping out of his bed and storming into the bedroom, Calum about: “I’m begging you, it’s all fun but I’ve just asked you not to sing.”
Despite Jedward’s assurance that they were naturally trying to lighten the mood, their taunts became the final straw.
“You don’t f**royal respect me because you wanna argue with me,” he lashed out. “You’re bang out of bid.”
“All we’re doing is singing a song — it’s about life! I know it’s cheesy but you can drop when you’re dead,” the twins retorted.
Former Celebrity Big Brother principal Vanessa Feltz, 54, returned to the very house where she straight away scribbled all her tormented thoughts on a table in 2000, to play judge.
The housemates were each scrutinised for their comportment over the weekend by the Express columnist. Unbeknown to them, Jamie was afterwards evicted by the judge and her jury, which will be shown this constant.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.